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Lancashire Dialect books.

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Click on the Lanky logo in the pic below to buy LANKY SPOKEN HERE! LANCASHIRE LAUGHTER AND TEARS and LANKY PANKY! the Kindle  eBook versions of Lancashire lad Dave Dutton's classic guides to speyking proper Lanky. They're the classic comical spoof phrasebooks and guides to Lancashire dialect and customs. Downloads to Kindle; iPad; iPod Touch; iPhone in seconds! If you haven't got those, you can download a Free Kindle Viewer to your PC or Mac and buy the book to read it on your laptop or desktop.

 (IF YOU DON'T OWN A KINDLE, YOU CAN GET PRINTED COPIES BY VISITING www.davedutton.co.uk

Learn eaw fert speyk proper! 

"A witty and often hilarious read. A genuinely instructive manual for bewildered foreigners!" Manchester Evening News

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Lancashire Rose Lancashire - the county that brought you The Beatles; Hot Pot; Stan Laurel; Bolton Wanderers FC; George Formby; Jason Queally (Lancashire Olympic Cycling Champion); Freddie Flintoff; Amir Khan; Theodore Major (one of the finest painters this county and country has ever produced); L. S. Lowry; Carl Fogarty; Coronation Street; Willy Eckerslike; Kathleen Ferrier; Eric Morecambe; The Co-operative Movement; Sir Robert Peel; Tom Finney; Nat Lofthouse; Les Dawson; Peter Kay; Dave Spikey; Johnny Vegas; Free Trade; Frank Randle; Thomas Highs of Leigh (the true inventor of the Spinning Jenny); Samuel Crompton; Wallace and Gromit (Nick Park); Fred Dibnah; Eric Laithwaite; Brian Statham; Lancashire Cheese; Gracie Fields; The Guardian; Eccles Cakes; Doddy; Chorley Cakes; Man Utd; the Industrial Revolution; Hilda Baker; Uncle Joe's Mint Balls; Fisherman's Friends; Victory V Tablets;  etc etc etc...

 

Four Yorkshiremen playing dominoes in a pub - all frightened of knocking in case the waiter came over...What's a Yorkshireman's favourite expression? - "It's Ow Much??!!!"...Yorkshire recipe for an Omelette..."First borrow three eggs..."...Yorkshiremen don't buy laxatives for their kids - they sit them on the potty and tell them ghost stories...


 

Lancashire Rose CLICK HERE TO LEARN SOME LANKY TAWK...


 Lancashire Rose LANKY WORDSdrop these into your everyday conversation and watch their faces...


Lancashire RoseA LETTER FROM THE TRENCHES

A very moving and chilling letter to my Grandad, Mr. Herbert Dutton of Atherton, Lancashire who served with the King's Own Royal Lancaster Regiment in the First World War. This brings home in a very graphic way what it was like in the trenches for the ordinary Lancashire soldier. Click HERE or on the above hyperlink to read it.


Lancashire RoseA LANCASHIRE LASS IN A SECOND WORLD WAR MUNITIONS FACTORY.

The lass in question is my mother - Mabel, daughter of the above Herbert Dutton -who was sent as a young girl to work in a Munitions Factory at Risley near Warrington during the Second World War.

The Munition Workers were the unsung heroes of the war - often working in extremely dangerous conditions. They are not represented at  Remembrance Day at the Cenotaph - and they should be.

This is her story. Click here or on the above hyperlink to read it. Like the above letter, it is harrowing in parts. Thought you had a boring job? Just be thankful you weren't working on the Suicide Squad...


Lancashire RoseIREBY - TOWN OF THE IRISH VIKINGS

Ireby, Lancashire

CLICK TO VIEW: A LANCASHIRE VILLAGE - HISTORY AND PICTURES...


Lancashire RoseLANKY POEMS

CLICK HERE FOR SOME LANCASHIRE DIALECT POEMS WRITTEN BY DAVE DUTTON  as well as some old favourites such as Bowton's Yard.

There will be more dialect poems added in the near future. There are also more on the Atherton page (follow links).


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Lancashire RoseATHERTON MEMORIES AND PICS.

These are a few pictures and memories of Atherton, Lancashire, where I was born. Might bring memories back for a few people..

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